(This post was inspired by the above meme. If anyone knows the original artist, please let me know so I can properly credit them.)
(Twelve sits at a sewing machine. Needless to say, he’s a little cross.)
CLARA: What now??
TWELVE (waving at the machine): It’s the thing. I can’t do the thing. I need you to do the thing.
(Clara gives him That Look.)
CLARA: It’s a sewing machine.
TWELVE: I KNOW it’s a sewing machine. But I can’t make sense of the damn thing. The last time I tried I ended up with that hideous coat… oh, the colors…
CLARA: Doctor, you have a box that’s bigger on the inside and travels through all of time and space. You have a screwdriver – a SONIC screwdriver, I might add – that does everything but wood and turkey. And you’re having trouble with a sewing machine?
TWELVE: It… doesn’t like me.
CLARA: Well, *there’s* a shock…
(To be honest, I really haven’t thought out the story beyond this piece of it. But I can confirm that Clara does not do the thing.)